COME TO MY MELLON

When I heard culinart fired taneya

At first I thought:

And then i was like:

CMU BOYS

Have a great winter break. we can all finally do this

Studying

Expectation:

                                 

Reality:

                                 

When my roommate catches me drunk eating all of their food

I’m like:

    

When the doctor asks about my college diet

The first snow

Everywhere else:

In Pittsburgh:

My heart is in the twerk

      

When the internet is there to distract me

I’m like:

             

When my parents ask me why I always procrastinate